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If the title gets on to you then please do not blame the website concerned. The Writer is worth a drum rolling praise. On that note, don’t get any ideas while reading the title, as we are going to spare you some tips to set a man wet. But if you happen to have a creative nerve in your brain then you can proceed, as you can grasp the very much present sarcasm.
Green alert!
So here we go!
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Fashion! Crush! Teens! Youth! Wildness! These words are so alluring to a teen-ager, a prince charming will come to me on a white horse (a white Mercedes can also be an option ) and I would be dressed up in a white fairy gown(or maybe a little black dress) and together we will have a happily ever after.( sigh). Hey! Snap out of it, sister. You are practically drooling in your sleep. Of course, that kind of set up only exists in our dreams.
We all know that we’ll be getting married according to our parent’s will (most of the time). But rather than accepting the reality, why are we so satisfied by believing in a fantasy that we know is only a raw sugarcane of our brain that is not destined to be transformed into sugar (pun intended). We go all the way to turn our sugarcanes into sugar (jeez) and work so hard on the materialistic things that are highly, (yes really) unnecessary and (quite frankly) silly.
Girls, get all dolled up, with naughty hair styles, sexy eye make-up and way (literally) too short dress, hoping to catch the eye of their (omg! he’s so hot) crush. Flaunting their assets and donning high (miles high) heels, even though they suck at ramp walk. Careful babe, if you trip off and break your ankle, he’s only going to laugh. Better don’t attempt the ramp walk, than doing a walk of shame with a broken ankle (and a broken heart).
All sarcasm apart, no really I am trying to be serious (for a change), guys might take notice of you in all your “3 hours of make-up glory”. But do you think every guy who gives you a compliment is your prince charming on a white horse (I still prefer Mercedes)? Most importantly, do you think you are the only one on a “dream man hunt”? No, no and absolutely NO.
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Scan the crowd around you dear, and you’ll see 90% of girls population is not much behind you in the “my guy” marathon. Most of them eye balling one or the other guys (drooling), desperately to seek their attention. Even if you are approached by some hot guy (ok, really hot guy), what are you going to achieve out of it, Apart from a quick “wam-bam-thank you-mam” (not me, that’s what the guys say). You’re not going to get hearts and flowers. There’s no white horse involved (hmm Mercedes), neither is a prince. All you get is trouble and then for days your iPod explodes with “I knew you were trouble when you walked in” (well, you didn’t know I did).
But let’s get our brain out of the gutter, shall we? Teen-age life is not about impressing a worthless piece of an unworthy guy, and it is definitely not about man hunt. You have a whole-freaking-life ahead of you. The world is immensely populated and there is no dearth of guys (esp. India where sex ratio is making a hell of a case). You’ll definitely find someone who is worth the 3 hour make up sessions and the never ending shopping bills. When the right one comes along you won’t need a sugarcane, there will be sugar, sugar everywhere. Got that honey?
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